Bill Russell
SP
Wears a Chicago (AL) hat.
Center, ring-collector, victim (and fomenter) of infamous Boston racism, autograph-refusing asshole.
ChicagoOFWears a Washington hat.
Some faggotron musical with everyone walking around in their underwear and doing jazz hands and hats, so many hats.

Maxaman - WB
SP
Wears a Philadelphia hat.
Pills that make your dick bigger. The ingredients are things like "Tribulus" and "l-Arginine" and "Sarsaparilla" and "Oyster Meat". The guy on the bottle's dick is so big, he won a trophy, in some sort of dick measuring contest I guess.
