C
Wears a Chicago (AL) hat.
How do I put this diplomatically? If you're excited about being drafted number 2 overall by the defending champions, why not celebrate by taking all of your friends to the arcade? Perhaps a pizza party over at Godfather's Pizza? Or how about a nice, wholesome Lionel Ritchie concert? Those would have all been.....better ideas.

Atomic Bomb
SP
Wears a New York (AL) hat.
The thing what we kilt all them Japs with!

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
SP
Wears a Philadelphia hat.
Writer, philosopher, naturalist, scientist, German asshole. Wrote the play "Faust", which is best remembered for inspiring hit musical "Damn Yankees".
