SS
Wears a Philadelphia hat.
A German painter who brought a geometric understanding of proportion to backwards-ass Northern Europe. Had some seriously homosexual hair.
Det. William "Bunk" Moreland
Everywhere
Wears a Pittsburgh hat.
This. Always this.
Richard Wagner
1B
Wears a Philadelphia hat.
Gentiles who go to Jewish weddings are usually momentarily surprised that the bride doesn't walk down the aisle to the Bridal Chorus, although they usually figure it out.
