RF
Wears a New York (AL) hat.
Top 5 in ROY. Finished in the top 20 in 8 statistical categories (HR, Hits, RBI, Runs, Slg, OBP, OPS, Avg)
Why the hell is his name "Donkey" Kong? That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, Mario's original foil and really, way cooler than King Koopa, especially since the fruit of his loins can kick Mario's ass. At least partially responsible for the Pacific Northwest's Ichiro-mania. Work that one out for yourself.
WAL*BUCKS
LF
Wears a Brooklyn hat.
Top 20 in 6 categories (HR, Hits, RBI, Runs, Slg, OPS)
Apparently some sort of Wal*Mart/Starbucks hybrid. Has never said anything remotely funny, and will hopefully fade into oblivion along with Aflac Duck.
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